A really smelly poo in the middle of a carriage caused a train to be cancelled
As a result, the new London Underground audible passenger warning says: Mind the crap.
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Now you can clean your teeth using black toothpaste
Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading
Boy, 3, scared to use the toilet after he was ‘drop-kicked by girl in Nando’s bathroom’
My neighbour’s son was dropped-kicked by a thirteen year old girl in in the KFC ladies toilet and he couldn’t Continue reading
This Primark shopper got more than she bargained for when she checked the label of her new dress
I was shocked when I bought a bargain shirt and a message on the tag read: “My name is Juan Continue reading
Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’
He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading
Chancellor claims driving trains is so easy ‘even a woman could do it’
Actually, if women were driving them maybe they’d run on time for a change. I say we try it.
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Rude Arrows: RAF pilot denies leaving giant penis vapour trail in sky
A similar scene was cut from ‘Top Gun’. Producers thought it already had enough homoerotic undertones.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 