Poundland starts selling things for more than £1 sparking fears that the end is nigh

Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading →

Fisherman pulls Uzi submachine gun out of canal in London

Chuck Norris dropped it when he leaned over the edge to check his moustache in the reflection.

My Award-winning Short Films!

I made this short film with an old, silent, hand-cranked Bell and Howell 16 mm camera, while I was studying Continue reading →

Brilliant pictures capture the absolute HORROR of being attacked by a flock of seagulls

This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading →

Is this song stuck in your head too?

Remember that eighties song “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off”? Upon reflection, I think that might be true; Continue reading →

‘Appalling’ ‘English-only’ rule at Lidl sparks Welsh row

Outrageous! I was asked to leave one of their stores for speaking Klingon. I was naked and sleeping in a Continue reading →

Woman found guilty of murdering husband after parrot kept repeating ‘don’t shoot!’

However, with the parrot under intense scrutiny, prosecutors could not explain why the husband hollered “Hello” and “Pretty Bird” moments Continue reading →

The Ta-Ta Towel is here to save you from the horror of underboob sweat

    I’m proud to admit that I was part of the multinational team that developed the Ta-Ta Towel. I Continue reading →