Girl ordered to close 50p lemonade stall and fined £150 by council officers

Poor little girl. I suppose she will have to make the most of living under the council’s evil regime. Somehow, Continue reading →

Woman’s tattoo nightmare will make you think twice about messing with your brows

  The simplest solution is always the best. She should immediately return to the tattoo artist and get a very Continue reading →

Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls

A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading →

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100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine

Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading →

Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’

A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money.  Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading →

A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers

They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading →

Zoo ‘paints black stripes onto donkeys to make them look like zebras’

When a busload of rambunctious children arrived to see the donkeys, quick-thinking staff – realising their error – snatched up Continue reading →