White supremacists are discovering through DNA tests that they aren’t 100% white

  Adding insult to injury, they were bitterly disappointed when scientists went on to conclude that blondes don’t have more Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →

Man accused of smuggling deadly king cobras to US inside potato chip cans

  It’s always best to be aware of the local customs and vernacular before visiting another country. For example, while Continue reading →

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →

Woman fired for eating colleague’s chocolate bar gets her job back

  She also emptied  a stapler and did not refill it, borrowed a pen and did not return it and Continue reading →

Why are 20,000,000 infected mosquitoes being released in the US?

Why? One word: Trump. Chaos reigns.