Guy falls off cliff on way home from night out

  Not really news. They ALL manage to survive. Ask yourself this – when was the last time you looked Continue reading →

The Hateful Eight – Film Review

  Eight people have long conversations that end badly.

Are you one of the 5% that can find the troll in this picture of frogs?

  Why do you have to find the troll? Is it bothering you that he’s in there with the others? Continue reading →

Star Wars fans so engrossed in The Force Awakens preview, they don’t notice Harrison Ford sitting beside them

Many years ago, he showed up at my family’s farm. We didn’t know who he was, but we took him Continue reading →

Teenager has mathematical equation tattooed on his bum cheek after failing AS-Level exam

  There’s no guarantee this will work. Regardless of the system you use to improve your memory, sometimes important information Continue reading →

Out of body experiences: Life after death is a real phenomenon, British scientists find

  Been there and came back because I forgot my proof of address. Preferably a letter from my bank or Continue reading →

A goth claims she was ‘ridiculed’ by staff at Tesco

  They neglected to mention that the staff included Andrew Eldritch, lead singer of The Sisters of Mercy and former Continue reading →

Fan of bagged salad leaves? It could give you salmonella!

The solution is simple. In a completely sterile environment, spend hours sewing additional pockets into your coat. Be sure to Continue reading →