Blessed are the Meek – Provided they Keep Spending

  “Blessed are the meek,” Father bellowed, “for they shall purchase the earth.”   He always started out his sermon Continue reading →

Man has 17 names tattooed on his bum to raise money for charity

An interesting way to remember names. However, there’s no guarantee this will work. Regardless of the system you use to Continue reading →

Angry beaver chased student through a housing estate

When I was young, students had to travel all the way to Canada to be chased through a housing estate Continue reading →

How powerful is your passport?

While I believe my Canadian passport is pretty powerful, and I’m somewhat perturbed it didn’t make the top five, I Continue reading →

A driver hung pork from his lorry to deter Muslim migrants in Calais

He immediately regretted his choice of meat when it attracted hundreds of beer soaked German tourists – clinging to his Continue reading →

Grandmother poisons her entire family with chocolate that went out of date 25 years ago

  So let me get this straight – she spent decades playing the part of the friendly, loving, innocuous mother; Continue reading →

Baby badgers are nursed back to life on a diet of custard creams

Speaking as a former biologist, I have some concerns regarding this custard cream diet that has been thrust upon them. Continue reading →

Villagers swear by ‘excrement water’ (it sure takes your mind off your ills)

In Canada, we have another name for this – “Budweiser”.