Protected: Kim Kardashian goes FULL FRONTAL in second bid to break the internet

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Man realises he’s been going to the toilet wrong his entire life

There’s an Adam Sandler movie in here somewhere.

Top 10 Failed New Year’s Resolutions of the Past Decade

We’re roughly two months into 2015 and I’m already failing to follow through on my resolution. So, here are my Continue reading →

First-time flyer opens emergency exit on plane ‘to get some air’

On the bright side, this is the best way to allow a flow of air into the cabin. On the Continue reading →

Have you ever seen a famous person on a Southeastern Train?

Have you ever seen a famous person on a Southeastern Train? Seems unlikely, doesn’t it? However, I have seen one! Continue reading →

Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring

When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”

New Apple update will give us racially diverse emojis

Is there an Albino one? They spend all day indoors – playing on the computer, hiding from the Sun. How Continue reading →

Watering-can-cat has gone missing among fears of similar hi-jinks

Don’t worry – I’m on the case. I’ll just look for a bunch of wilting flowers. Chances are, they went Continue reading →