This guy is going places
Eureka! If I buy one and carefully remove the lawnmower, I think it could be used to help people with Continue reading
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‘Brick thrown through Tory councillor’s door’ after council tax is increased by 400%
2018 Tax Increase Response Protocol Please note that in 2018 you are now allowed use of the following construction Continue reading
Grandfather uses 11 smartphones attached to a bicycle to play Pokemon Go
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Nasa find hellish planet with atmosphere of vaporised titanium that’s the hottest ever discovered
Hellish planet with an atmosphere of vaporised metal? I can almost hear all those metalheads playing ecstatic air guitar to Continue reading
Virtual reality trampolines, a sweet shack and three-storey waterslides: the classic British cruise ship gets a £70m makeover
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
8 things only London men know about dating
Sorry – typo. Should read: London men only know 8 things about dating.
Here’s what it’s like to get a bespoke fragrance made by the Queen’s perfumer
Smells like Queen spirit.
Pizza Hut is giving away free pizza – and all you have to do is sing
I’m not too sure about this offer. Employees at a Pizza Hut in Maidstone have been telling customers they can Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 