White supremacists are discovering through DNA tests that they aren’t 100% white

  Adding insult to injury, they were bitterly disappointed when scientists went on to conclude that blondes don’t have more Continue reading →

‘Miracle baby’ born without a nose is one of just 37 in the world

  Ah, what a lovely child. It will enjoy a perfectly normal, happy childhood, aside from a few awkward moments Continue reading →

Low Expectations – Hard Times for the Rochester High Street ***UPDATE

UPDATE: My original letter is below, and here is the link to the article published at maidstoneandmedwaynews.co.uk. http://www.maidstoneandmedwaynews.co.uk/11-loved-lost-shops-Rochester-High-Street/story-27521017-detail/story.html I chose Continue reading →

Accursed device – take thee to hell!

I have has discovered a human-made device more fiendish than spam, DDT, and nuclear weapons – the snooze button. A Continue reading →

Prisons install stairlifts as number of elderly inmates goes up

As an added benefit, they can get a hair cut and have their teeth cleaned as they ascend the stairs.

Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead – Film Review

When a Norwegian ski bum gets locked in an arms race with a dead Nazi, negotiations are complicated by pesky Continue reading →

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

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