Trio get their McNuggets out for trip to McDonald’s

New adult menu at McDonald’s – two White Russians served with chilled buns.

Builder breaks arms and legs in fall, survives on urine for a week

He couldn’t have done this himself. Obviously, some good Samaritan helped him. In fact, if I came across a man Continue reading →

Cannabis ‘is 114 times safer than alcohol’

Wow, that’s some news; but I’m afraid it might be lost on its target audience. I can’t see heavy cannabis Continue reading →

Newly released White House pictures show immediate aftermath of 9/11 attacks

“I’m sorry, Mr. President – you’re going to have to put your trousers on now.”

Period Princesses: Disney Princesses prove periods (and period stains) are nothing to be ashamed of

Hello, I’m Jafar. You may remember me from the Disney movie “Aladdin”. I’m here to talk to you about anal Continue reading →

Rail companies told to stop treating passengers ‘like criminals’

I agree! I got grilled by a rail employee the other day on route to London Victoria. Granted, I was Continue reading →

12 hilariously bad estate agent pictures guaranteed not to sell houses

Convenient for the junk mail.

OAP’s attempt to suicide bomb a bus fails after his antique grenade doesn’t go off

This will signal the end of the once popular ‘Free Bus Pass and Hand Grenade for Seniors’ scheme.