Boy, 9, suspended after threatening to make friend vanish with One Ring
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
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New Apple update will give us racially diverse emojis
Is there an Albino one? They spend all day indoors – playing on the computer, hiding from the Sun. How Continue reading
Watering-can-cat has gone missing among fears of similar hi-jinks
Don’t worry – I’m on the case. I’ll just look for a bunch of wilting flowers. Chances are, they went Continue reading
Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone
It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading
Woman loses leg after NHS staff accidentally inject it with disinfectant
An interesting side note – NHS janitors where caught washing the floors with penicillin. I don’t want to tell the Continue reading
Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff
I’m no expert, but shouldn’t McDonald’s staff be awarded a penalty kick because he handled the McMuffins deliberately?
University offers course in ‘wasting time on the internet’ – Procrastinators, sign up now!
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
Man receives reply to message in a bottle… after 44 years
The reply said: “I’m sorry, we can’t read your handwriting. Can you please type it and re-send?”
Trapped on a rock floating in space 