The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Pair rants

I awoke one morning to find that my mother and father had been replaced by an old wooden chair and Continue reading →

Hunt for inmate with distinctive face scar on the run from prison

In addition, police said he has been seen with a white cat and may be hiding in a secret base Continue reading →

Boy George impersonator charged £249 delivery fee for £11 Greggs order

Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?    

Snake’s head found in meal on budget airline flight

  Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading →

Play this song to stop seagulls from nicking your chips at the beach

  I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading →