Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1

Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading →

Dennis Quaid adopts a black cat who is also named Dennis Quaid and we’re living for it

  Dennis has an easily agitated brother, Randy, who has wild unkempt hair, scratches up furniture, runs around the yard Continue reading →

Swarms of mosquitoes to plague UK as heatwave continues

  Nigel Farage claims there is plenty of blood and “perfect breeding grounds” in France, yet they still want to Continue reading →

Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam

  “The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading →

Murder suspect escapes 12-storey prison by tying bedsheets together

  Prison officials should have become suspicious when the inmates requested 87 bedsheets, but you know what they say – Continue reading →

Virgin Galactic and Rolls Royce unveil supersonic jet that can fly to New York in 90 minutes

  On the downside, once you get there you can’t come back. Read the fine print!   “Weird, why is Continue reading →