Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →

Man accused of smuggling deadly king cobras to US inside potato chip cans

  It’s always best to be aware of the local customs and vernacular before visiting another country. For example, while Continue reading →

Teenager cut off his own hand because he was addicted to the internet

Won’t make much difference. You know what they say – the devil makes work for idle hand.

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Johnny Depp – Shocking News *** UPDATE

Johnny Depp, they say you cannot complete production of the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean (a nation gasps!!) Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →

Woman fired for eating colleague’s chocolate bar gets her job back

  She also emptied  a stapler and did not refill it, borrowed a pen and did not return it and Continue reading →

Nigel Farage gets a thumbs down from Jesus

In an unfortunate turn of events, Jesus went on to complain that his carpentry business was being negatively impacted by Continue reading →