Teenager has mathematical equation tattooed on his bum cheek after failing AS-Level exam

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Out of body experiences: Life after death is a real phenomenon, British scientists find

  Been there and came back because I forgot my proof of address. Preferably a letter from my bank or Continue reading →

Drunk man eats 250g of concrete thinking it’s food

I sense beleaguered residents of Ibiza and Magaluf will be setting out pails of concrete on every street corner. You Continue reading →

A goth claims she was ‘ridiculed’ by staff at Tesco

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Fan of bagged salad leaves? It could give you salmonella!

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Policeman told car he’d just reported stolen was actually his

Who is this officer? Every Wednesday morning, there’s a racket outside my flat. Hours later, when I go out to Continue reading →

Thousands sign up for community service after failing to read terms and conditions

Buyer beware. I hastily ordered some online pet insurance for my six year old cat. Now I am operating a Continue reading →

Naked woman gets stuck upside down and dangling from tree

I’m really inspired! I was walking through a remote wood the other day when I heard anxious cries for help. Continue reading →