Transparent TV labelled the most useless invention ever

I’m incredibly angry that my invention, Sleeves on a Vest, lost out to this piece of junk. Why? I think Continue reading →

You can’t tell how healthy someone is by looking at them – so please stop trying

I agree with the sentiments expressed in the title. During lunch, I noticed that my best friend had a harpoon Continue reading →

Man fined £450 for ‘provocative’ fart in front of police officers

  Police Provocation Fines in Ascending Order of Seriousness:   Squinting £5 Teeth grinding £10 Furrowed Brow £15 Urination £100 Continue reading →

Lion ripped off part of man’s arm as he slept next to wife on luxury safari

    His Tripadvisor Review: The food and drink were excellent. The sight seeing was second to none. Our guides, Continue reading →

Is it legal to have sex in your back garden?

  I don’t know if it is legal for you to have sex in my back garden, but I’d rather Continue reading →

The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen – Absurd Humour for Modern Times!

The Full Monty I used to think that if you recognized the foot, then Anthony Zen was for you! But Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1

Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading →

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Please watch – then read.   Howard Beale had it right. Never has this been more true. Here’s some minor Continue reading →