Video shows Irish boxer taking on entire Turkish mob… and winning

There’s a Liam Neeson movie in here somewhere. I can see it all now: “I don’t know who you are. Continue reading →

Jeremy Kyle viewers are left stunned by an attractive guest resembling Michelle Keegan and Kylie Jenner

After the interview, she was observed purchasing a 35p energy drink at SPAR. She proceeded to a local park where Continue reading →

Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Wow, that’s generous: Sainsbury’s offers £1 marshmallows for a reduced price… of £1

  I don’t see what the big deal is. You can save even more money by purchasing 50p of pink Continue reading →

Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over demolished bridge

My GPS caused me to drive to Waco, Texas. Nothing odd about that, except I live in England. Incidentally, if Continue reading →

Trio get their McNuggets out for trip to McDonald’s

New adult menu at McDonald’s – two White Russians served with chilled buns.