A hospital texted a dead man asking him to rate his experience in A&E

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There’s going to be a remake of Kindergarten Cop – but Arnold Schwarzenegger won’t be in it

Still waiting for the remake of Turner & Hooch.

There are magic mushrooms growing in the grounds of Buckingham Palace

This accounts for Prince Philip’s behaviour over the last five decades.

KFC unveils the UK’s first EDIBLE coffee cup – the Scoff-ee cup (geddit?!)

If KFC, Costa, Starbucks and Pumpkin can combine this with drinkable coffee, then they may be on to something.

Pastor who claimed Starbucks made ‘semen lattes’ admits he’s been ‘tempted’ by gay lifestyle

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KFC launches breadless mega-burger with the role of the bun played by fried pieces of chicken

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Introducing the Instagram account that gives real meaning to the term ‘food porn’

Say what you will. She’s ready in 30 minutes or it’s free.

Daredevil Google exec jumps at 135,000ft and beats Felix Baumgartner’s skydive record

Then becomes trapped while trying to repair a tumble dryer, apparently.