We’re not sure why this perfectly innocent looking starfish is going viral

  Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, little star … evidently.  

This theme park wants to hire someone to test rollercoasters for a day

Applicants must be able to keep both arms in fully extended upright position for hours on end, and show evidence Continue reading →

Dad fears kids will fall through gaps on ‘8ft’ play park branded ‘danger zone’

                          To date, no child has fallen through Continue reading →

NDP MP questions necessity of indoor ice rinks due to “climate impact”

I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading →

I couldn’t get a single job interview, until I changed my name to a white-sounding one

  So, based on your photo, you are either a sweater knitter, chicken cook or a bench maker? I don’t Continue reading →

Would you help your friend get away with murder?

Helping cover it up was fine. It was the cannibalism that really tested our friendship.

Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone

It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading →

University offers course in ‘wasting time on the internet’ – Procrastinators, sign up now!

I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading →