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B&Q leaked memo warns staff to expect a rush on rope, cable ties and masking tape due to Fifty Shades of Grey effect

Good idea. I still recall supermarkets rushing to stock extra butter when “Last Tango in Paris” was released.

B&Q leaked memo warns staff to expect a rush on rope, cable ties and masking tape due to Fifty Shades of Grey effect

Good idea. I still recall supermarkets rushing to stock extra butter when “Last Tango in Paris” was released.

Topshop responds to super skinny mannequins controversy, but refuse to apologise

Meet London’s newest crime fighters – Purple Pain. Dressed in purple tights, they patrol clothing stores battling negative media stereotypes. Continue reading →

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Michael Gove is on crutches as ‘NHS doctors couldn’t treat him at the weekend’

Let’s face it – the reason he couldn’t get medical care is there are too many politicians for public services Continue reading →

The rope Saddam Hussein was hanged with is ‘to be sold for more than £4.6 million’

A risky auction. Bidders are sticking their necks out.

Michael Keaton putting away his unread acceptance speech might just have been the saddest moment of the Oscars

On the bright side, he’s old enough now to do the eagerly anticipated sequel to “Mr. Mom” – “Mr. Grandma”.

Top 10 Round Objects!!

Top 10 Round Objects of the week starting Feb. 16, 2015: 10. Billiard balls (especially the red ones) 9. Stainless Continue reading →

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