Top 10 Round Objects of the week starting Feb. 16, 2015:
10. Billiard balls (especially the red ones)
9. Stainless steel ball bearings
8. Tie between tomatoes and persimmons
7. My left testicle (not to be confused with that Daniel Day Lewis movie)
6. Puffer fish
5. Pluto (they can claim you’re not a planet , but you will ALWAYS be a round object!)
4. Pumpkins
3. My right testicle (soon to be a Daniel Day Lewis movie)
2. Turnips
1. Glass ornamental grapes
Carefully compiled by the American Secret Society of Round Object Technicians. Soon to change their name – something about the acronym.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 