Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Boris and his Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →

How to Use a Toaster – THE last word in toaster usage!

Great news! My technical manuals entitled ‘How to Use a Toaster’ are being published as a twelve volume set. Each Continue reading →

I was told to use my sense of humour – and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing Continue reading →

Where are you from?

Accents. This post is about accents. I guess I have one. It must stand out. Last week, I called up Continue reading →

You Can’t Rush Quality

  Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading →

THE most comprehensive exploration of the topic ever committed to film …

It is indeed true that every cloud has a silver lining. I was VERY disappointed that the BBC flatly rejected Continue reading →

Spiderman news!

This just in – Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, is being considered for the role of the villain Continue reading →