Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’
He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading
Freud & Happiness: An Absurdist Tragedy
In Civilization and its Discontents, Freud suggests that the purpose of life is the pursuit of happiness – guided by Continue reading
Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker
So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading
Chancellor claims driving trains is so easy ‘even a woman could do it’
Actually, if women were driving them maybe they’d run on time for a change. I say we try it.
Couple get trapped in unlocked cupboard for two days while ‘high on drugs’
If you can stand two days together locked inside a cupboard, high as a kite and surrounded by excrement, then Continue reading
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Rude Arrows: RAF pilot denies leaving giant penis vapour trail in sky
A similar scene was cut from ‘Top Gun’. Producers thought it already had enough homoerotic undertones.
Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work
A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading
