
(I Can’t Get No) Sanitizer
I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading
I can’t get no sanitizer, I can’t get no sanitizer ‘Cause I try and I try and I try and Continue reading
In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading
When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading
Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading
Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading
1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading
In Civilization and its Discontents, Freud suggests that the purpose of life is the pursuit of happiness – guided by Continue reading
I’m dead against it. I think all MPs should be paid with pieces of aluminium foil and small bits of Continue reading