10. Time to start saving cheddar
9. My bite is worst than my bark – which is not as bad as me kicking you really hard
8. The trout are heading upstream *NOT to be used in mixed company.
7. The mice are into my cheddar
6. I’ll go renaissance on your ass! (a more gentlemanly variation on Pulp Fiction)
5. The trout is stuck between two rocks *see number 8.
4. I put my elbow in my ear
3. The trout have eaten the mice. The cheddar is safe.
2. Someone slipped some alcohol into my gin
1. Cheddar may make the world go around, but my trout swim free

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