Couple get trapped in unlocked cupboard for two days while ‘high on drugs’

  If you can stand two days together locked inside a cupboard, high as a kite and surrounded by excrement, Continue reading →

Tourist gets locked in London Waterstones store by mistake, tweets for help

  Finally the media are reporting a pleasant, family-friendly story rich with socio-political-cultural subtext. You could read a lot into Continue reading →

Londoners hire snipers to kill foxes in their gardens

  You’re no one until you have your own garden sniper. My family had nothing but a bearded guy with Continue reading →

Prerealist Creative Exercises

A truly prerealist work is one created simply, honestly, and spontaneously with (hopefully) little interference from external stimuli. ‘External stimuli’ Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →