Further Notes on Prerealism

Comparison to Surrealism Surrealism was clearly a study of objects. By reconstructing – through word, thought, and paintbrush – those Continue reading →

Poundland starts selling things for more than £1 sparking fears that the end is nigh

Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading →

People are not okay with Tesco’s self-service checkouts wishing them a Merry Christmas

One of them asked me how my mother was. I took offence – what business is it of his? “He” Continue reading →

Essay on Prerealism

The Prerealist logo Throughout history, there are easily identified periods of revolution, upheaval, and revolt which are undoubtedly linked to Continue reading →

You Can’t Rush Quality

  Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading →

You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore

I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →