The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1

Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading →

Couple get trapped in unlocked cupboard for two days while ‘high on drugs’

  If you can stand two days together locked inside a cupboard, high as a kite and surrounded by excrement, Continue reading →

What would you do if you found a note like this?

Even more chilling was the note pinned to the wall entitled “In Case of Fire …”. Another note explained what Continue reading →

Tourist gets locked in London Waterstones store by mistake, tweets for help

  Finally the media are reporting a pleasant, family-friendly story rich with socio-political-cultural subtext. You could read a lot into Continue reading →

Londoners hire snipers to kill foxes in their gardens

  You’re no one until you have your own garden sniper. My family had nothing but a bearded guy with Continue reading →

Almost half of Brits are too scared to have a poo at work

A sad situation. My advice is simple and straight forward. Speak to your employer. Invite him or her to your Continue reading →

Ghost Story

In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading →

The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →