I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading
“The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading
Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?
Snakes on a Plate on a Plane (2022). Samuel L Jackson is Agent Neville Flynn, a Federal Food Inspector Continue reading
I was attacked by a flock of seagulls. And I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. Continue reading
PLEASE don’t ask her what she is going to do about the potholes!
Wait a minute – someone told me I squash flies like an NHS worker. Now I know why!!!
Despite her hair, she will not be touring with a 80s band because she is: “Too shy shy, hush Continue reading