We’re not sure why this perfectly innocent looking starfish is going viral

  Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, little star … evidently.  

This theme park wants to hire someone to test rollercoasters for a day

Applicants must be able to keep both arms in fully extended upright position for hours on end, and show evidence Continue reading →

Dad fears kids will fall through gaps on ‘8ft’ play park branded ‘danger zone’

                          To date, no child has fallen through Continue reading →

Thought of the Day: Canada, Global Politics and Big Balloons Bursting

Maybe if Trudeau had not sent those four tanks to the Ukraine we’d have a fighting chance against the Chinese Continue reading →

FINALLY – Some Good News in these Troubling Times!

Hello My Fine Readers, I am very pleased to announce that my alter-ego, Anthony Zen, is slowly and surely garnering Continue reading →

NDP MP questions necessity of indoor ice rinks due to “climate impact”

I think she has global warming all mixed up. We should fight global warming by living inside indoor ice rinks. Continue reading →

Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam

  “The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading →

Boy George impersonator charged £249 delivery fee for £11 Greggs order

Come on JustEat! Do you really want to hurt him? Do you really want to make him cry?