Ghost hunter horrified that Poundland is selling ouija boards for Halloween
Buyer beware. It’s cheap for a reason. Spirits will have trouble understanding you. I tried one and the spirit was Continue reading
GP surgery confused for ‘hot and sexy’ sauna club in phone number mix-up
That explains a thing or two. I went there with an ear ache that needed to be looked at. When Continue reading
Police safety camera van crashes through hedge sparing drivers speeding tickets
I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but if they want to camouflage a vehicle, Continue reading
Dennis Quaid adopts a black cat who is also named Dennis Quaid and we’re living for it
Dennis has an easily agitated brother, Randy, who has wild unkempt hair, scratches up furniture, runs around the yard Continue reading
Swarms of mosquitoes to plague UK as heatwave continues
Nigel Farage claims there is plenty of blood and “perfect breeding grounds” in France, yet they still want to Continue reading
Pensioner drives mobility scooter on busy motorway causing massive traffic jam
“The Spanish Job” is an upcoming British comedy caper film. It tells the story of Charlie Croker (Michael Caine), Continue reading
