Maybe if Trudeau had not sent those four tanks to the Ukraine we’d have a fighting chance against the Chinese and their dastardly balloon!
As a Canadian, I apologize to the good people of Montana for letting this balloon drift down on them without notice or warning, like a sudden fart issued by an unwanted dinner guest. According to Nena, there are 98 Red balloons yet to come, so we hope to improve our giant balloon warning system in the near future.
In the meantime, we have to deal with that other big balloon – an over-inflated Canadian economy. Sorry – but we have our hands full on the balloon front, as a certain clown will attest.