Fisherman pulls Uzi submachine gun out of canal in London

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Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls

A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading →

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The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Theresa May and her Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →

100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine

Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading →

Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’

He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading →

Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’

A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money.  Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading →

A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers

They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading →