You Can’t Rush Quality
Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading
Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads
In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading
Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker
In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading
Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls
A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading
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100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine
Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading
Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’
A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading
A man was called a t**t by a water company in a letter they sent to customers
They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading
