A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading
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Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading
A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money. Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading
They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading
When a busload of rambunctious children arrived to see the donkeys, quick-thinking staff – realising their error – snatched up Continue reading
It was later revealed that all security features surrounding the jewels were purchased at IKEA. Oh well, live and learn.
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading