In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called “Hard to Chill” – the riveting story of a mysterious, mumbling ex-special forces soldier who, hidden behind dark glasses and dressed in a long black leather jacket, uses his samurai sword to steal ice-cream from evil corporate ice cream vans and deliver it to the local orphanage before it melts.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 