Ghost Story
In a recent issue of Fortean Times (recommended reading), I learnt that Mitch Winehouse claims Amy Winehouse’s ghost returns to Continue reading
You Can’t Rush Quality
Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading
Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads
In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading
Harry Kane fivers worth £50,000 are now in circulation somewhere in Britain
I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver. Continue reading
Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker
In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading
Boris Johnson refuses to apologise for saying women in burkas look like letterboxes
Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading
The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Trump and his Media Circus: Step 1
Tired of carnival barker Trump? Exhausted by his three-ring circus? Distrustful of the media acrobats and extremist clowns? Then follow Continue reading
Fisherman pulls Uzi submachine gun out of canal in London
Chuck Norris dropped it when he leaned over the edge to check his moustache in the reflection.
