They neglected to mention that Tom wandered the neighbourhood stark naked, singing “Yellow Submarine” at the top of his voice Continue reading
When a busload of rambunctious children arrived to see the donkeys, quick-thinking staff – realising their error – snatched up Continue reading
It was later revealed that all security features surrounding the jewels were purchased at IKEA. Oh well, live and learn.
He becomes very annoyed when the grandkids arrive. He simply cannot understand their generation’s need for talking, listening, relating, learning, Continue reading
Good thing he got rid of the shrubbery in the shape of a toilet!
Gives another layer of meaning to “Moby Dick”.
All great ideas! All they need now are marine sound effects sent directly to passengers’ mobile phones, wave simulators placed Continue reading
Smells like Queen spirit.