Poundland starts selling things for more than £1 sparking fears that the end is nigh
Ignoring popular opinion and common sense, I bravely walked along the well-trodden Gillingham High Street. During my brief sojourn, I Continue reading
You Can’t Rush Quality
Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading
You don’t have to buy anything in Starbucks to be able to use to their loo anymore
I went to use the loo in my own flat, but had to buy a caffè mocha first. I think Continue reading
Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads
In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading
Harry Kane fivers worth £50,000 are now in circulation somewhere in Britain
I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver. Continue reading
Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker
In related news, the film rights have been snapped up by Steven Seagal. His next direct-to-DVD opus will be called Continue reading
Boris Johnson refuses to apologise for saying women in burkas look like letterboxes
Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading
The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite
The top three things you never want to find in a jar of Marmite: 3. Insects 2. Human hair 1. Continue reading
