Disgruntled Ex-wife Discovery of Details of Prostitutes Escalation Scheme:
1) If you find 1 to 5 details of prostitutes – verbal warning.
2) Between 6 and 50 details – final warning.
3) Between 51 and 199 details – throw dog urine.
4) 200 details – throw dog faeces.
5) More than 200 details – throw own faeces.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 