Accursed device – take thee to hell!

I have has discovered a human-made device more fiendish than spam, DDT, and nuclear weapons – the snooze button. A Continue reading →

Prisons install stairlifts as number of elderly inmates goes up

As an added benefit, they can get a hair cut and have their teeth cleaned as they ascend the stairs.

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

Unwanted in the UK – My Response to the Threat of Deportation

Theresa May urged to rethink new £35,000 earnings threshold for non-EU migrants as teachers face deportation https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/mar/12/eu-workers-deported-earning-less-35000-employees-americans-australians A reminder of Continue reading →

Girl, 4, released from cat scratching post after getting head stuck

Ah, poor kid. Glad they got her out. Back in the 70’s, my sister got her head stuck in a Continue reading →

Wrong: There are bread rolls in this restaurant toilet

Toilets like this make me paranoid. You never know when an employee is going to open the door and ask Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Dog jumps out third-floor window after a cat – is saved by his giant ears (owners claim)

Yes, of course. There’s nothing like a trip to the Lake District to watch the basset hounds soaring high above Continue reading →