Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →

Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

Rotting corpse was left in suitcase in busy station’s Left Luggage for a month

Who in their right mind takes the time and energy to carry a corpse around in a bright yellow suitcase Continue reading →

Fish with human-like teeth and reported tendency to chew on testicles discovered

South American tourist agencies are quick to point out that nude bathing is still alive and well in their waters. Continue reading →

Scarecrow dressed as policeman fools and annoys motorists

It only leaves its post to harass ethnic minorities.

Homeless people to be fined up to £1,000 for sleeping rough

Another fine example of successive governments slashing funding leading to systemic societal problems that they find a way to profit Continue reading →

There’ll always be an England …

When I was young, my Grandmother had these lyrics in a nice frame on the wall. Many years later, my Continue reading →