In honour of Twin Peaks Season 3 – FREE eBook for lovers of absurd, surreal wit!!

Bring a pot of absurdity to a boil then add liberal doses of humour, two cups surrealism, and a pinch Continue reading →

Mystery as massive snowballs the size of snowmen’s heads wash up out of the sea

I don’t want to tell police how to do their jobs, but they should be canvassing neighbourhoods and interviewing homeowners Continue reading →

14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Mum finds a snail living inside a growth on her son’s knee

WANTED – family photographer to capture mother and son in their moment of happiness. Preferably with experience shooting a small Continue reading →

Boy, 3, who wrote a letter to his beagle in ‘doggy heaven’ receives a heart-warming reply

I don’t want to upset the kid, but judging by the replacement of the word ‘four’ with the number ‘4’ Continue reading →

Businesswoman finds drunk stranger asleep in her bed so takes a selfie

He also ate her porridge and sat in her chair, breaking it into pieces.

This eco-warrior shower curtain turns to spikes after four minutes to save water

The spikes curb your water use by filling up with 52 gallons of water until firm and erect. If you’re Continue reading →