Mum-to-be shows off incredible gymnastic skills while eight months pregnant – with twins

That’s how she got pregnant in the first place, oddly enough.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

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George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

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Guy puts unlucky-in-love sister up for sale on eBay for £50

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Actor Dylan O’Brien seriously injured on the set of Maze Runner sequel The Death Cure

  Could have been avoided if they had changed the name to “Maze Walker”.

Protected: Children’s camp forced to change monument because it looks like genitals

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British Muslim campaigner claims Zionists broke into his house and stole his shoe

As a result, his tie and handkerchief are under close watch.

Video shows Irish boxer taking on entire Turkish mob… and winning

There’s a Liam Neeson movie in here somewhere. I can see it all now: “I don’t know who you are. Continue reading →