In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a ladder, insisting he has to break his neck too. After eight hours of intense negotiation, Blair’s wife coaxed him down, reassuring him that he no longer has to do everything the Americans do.

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