Nasa find hellish planet with atmosphere of vaporised titanium that’s the hottest ever discovered

Hellish planet with an atmosphere of vaporised metal? I can almost hear all those metalheads playing ecstatic air guitar to Continue reading →

Jilted lover spends a week in KFC to try and get over her ex

This is a disturbing trend. In recent years, more and more young people are moving back home with their parents Continue reading →

Baby badgers are nursed back to life on a diet of custard creams

Speaking as a former biologist, I have some concerns regarding this custard cream diet that has been thrust upon them. Continue reading →

Armadillos are giving people leprosy in Florida … OR are we just a “sick” species?

Recently, there has been a glut of animal attack stories, coupled with articles on increased animal abuse and diseases caused Continue reading →

Accursed device – take thee to hell!

I have has discovered a human-made device more fiendish than spam, DDT, and nuclear weapons – the snooze button. A Continue reading →

Now there’s a time limit on grief: £159 fines for mourners if funeral services overrun by just FIVE minutes

Being buried has never been so easy with our new menu: • A handful of soil, suitable for tossing onto Continue reading →

Dog jumps out third-floor window after a cat – is saved by his giant ears (owners claim)

Yes, of course. There’s nothing like a trip to the Lake District to watch the basset hounds soaring high above Continue reading →

An intern left a hidden message for his employer on a Post-It

This raises some important questions and startling revelations. For example, if he wrote the note on the first day of Continue reading →