Brilliant pictures capture the absolute HORROR of being attacked by a flock of seagulls

This happened to me once …. and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all Continue reading →

Tourist gets locked in London Waterstones store by mistake, tweets for help

Finally the media are reporting a pleasant, family-friendly story rich with socio-political-cultural subtext. You could read a lot into this Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →

Nasa find hellish planet with atmosphere of vaporised titanium that’s the hottest ever discovered

Hellish planet with an atmosphere of vaporised metal? I can almost hear all those metalheads playing ecstatic air guitar to Continue reading →

Jilted lover spends a week in KFC to try and get over her ex

This is a disturbing trend. In recent years, more and more young people are moving back home with their parents Continue reading →

Baby badgers are nursed back to life on a diet of custard creams

Speaking as a former biologist, I have some concerns regarding this custard cream diet that has been thrust upon them. Continue reading →

Armadillos are giving people leprosy in Florida … OR are we just a “sick” species?

Recently, there has been a glut of animal attack stories, coupled with articles on increased animal abuse and diseases caused Continue reading →

Accursed device – take thee to hell!

I have has discovered a human-made device more fiendish than spam, DDT, and nuclear weapons – the snooze button. A Continue reading →