Human Ken Doll’s nose could fall off if he has more surgery

  Now he’s a Human Mr. Potato Head. A slight downgrade from Ken that will take some getting used to, Continue reading →

There’s a creepy guy in a cloak dropping raw meat in playgrounds

He was followed by a guy in a white cloak dropping pieces of Quorn. Meanwhile, the future of the human Continue reading →

Human photobombs gopher – results in incredibly cute selfie

  It’s horrible how she beheaded that gopher; but at least police were able to wrestle her to the ground Continue reading →

Why are trainers washing up in Canada with rotting human feet inside?

I don’t want to tell police how to do their job, but perhaps they should focus on interviewing people who Continue reading →

Woman went in for hysterectomy and came out with missing teeth

Things aren’t what they used to be. Times are tough. We lead fast-paced lives. So much stress and pressure. It Continue reading →

Tesco worker pays tribute to the fallen with deep-crust remembrance pizza

These are a wonderful, thoughtful idea; but very awkward when pinned to my lapel. In addition, got bothered by birds, Continue reading →

Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →