Things aren’t what they used to be. Times are tough. We lead fast-paced lives. So much stress and pressure. It seems to get worst each year. Sometimes it’s impossible to fit it all in. That’s why I have left you this note, explaining changes in my business procedures. As of January 1, 2015, I will no longer be waiting for your teeth to fall out. How will I collect? Let me worry about the details. Just go to sleep. Yours Truly, The Tooth Fairy.