Elton John reveals he and David Bowie had been feuding for 40 YEARS

The cause of the feud is simple – Elton was on The Muppet Show and David was not. But David Continue reading →

Firefighters called after girl gets arm stuck in a letterbox

Postmen called after same girl gets arm stuck in a fire hydrant.

Couple with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for love

  Trio with combined age of 187 get engaged; prove you’re never too old for bigamy.

Protected: Kim Kardashian goes FULL FRONTAL in second bid to break the internet

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Woman loses leg after NHS staff accidentally inject it with disinfectant

An interesting side note – NHS janitors where caught washing the floors with penicillin. I don’t want to tell the Continue reading →

Woman sits next to couple breaking up on a plane and live tweets the whole thing

Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind Continue reading →

Topshop are ditching their unrealistic mannequins

Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those Continue reading →

Donald Trump’s in hot water yet again

I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading →