Siam Goorwich for Metro.co.uk
Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those horrible magazines from newsstands – the ones with unrealistic depictions of men and women; convince Hollywood to hire actors that look like real people; and wean children off of their steady digital diet of body-image propaganda generated by multi-billion dollar multinational conglomerates. Oh, and while we’re at it – I’m going to marry Scarlett Johansson, wrap her naked body in the Golden Fleece then trip over the Holy Grail on the way to The Smiths reunion gig.
Trapped on a rock floating in space 