Town flooded with chocolate after storage tank spilled across roads

In related news, a lorry packed with nuts skidded across the chocolate road and tore wide open upon tearing through Continue reading →

Thug wielding Samurai sword filmed threatening to ‘slice’ ice-cream van worker

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Supermarkets have removed these items over the egg contamination scare

Supermarkets can’t decide what to remove first: the chicken or the egg? The debate rages on.  

Woman’s tattoo nightmare will make you think twice about messing with your brows

  The simplest solution is always the best. She should immediately return to the tattoo artist and get a very Continue reading →

Restaurant gives diners water pistols to fight off chip-stealing seagulls

A flock of seagulls stole my chips and I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran Continue reading →

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100-year-old man says key to long life is daily mixed grills and red wine

Maybe that’s true, but let’s not discount the advantage of wearing a shirt and cardigan that blends in with the Continue reading →

Shoppers slam Peacocks for selling inflatable ‘perfect woman’ that doesn’t ‘nag’

A friend of mine bought one. His wife had a go at him for wasting money.  Then he couldn’t figure Continue reading →