Out of body experiences: Life after death is a real phenomenon, British scientists find

  Been there and came back because I forgot my proof of address. Preferably a letter from my bank or Continue reading →

A goth claims she was ‘ridiculed’ by staff at Tesco

  They neglected to mention that the staff included Andrew Eldritch, lead singer of The Sisters of Mercy and former Continue reading →

Human photobombs gopher – results in incredibly cute selfie

  It’s horrible how she beheaded that gopher; but at least police were able to wrestle her to the ground Continue reading →

Tesco worker pays tribute to the fallen with deep-crust remembrance pizza

These are a wonderful, thoughtful idea; but very awkward when pinned to my lapel. In addition, got bothered by birds, Continue reading →

Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →

Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

American woman has stretched her neck to five inches with a brass coil

You got to have a dream, If you don’t have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? Continue reading →