Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

Now there’s a time limit on grief: £159 fines for mourners if funeral services overrun by just FIVE minutes

Being buried has never been so easy with our new menu: • A handful of soil, suitable for tossing onto Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

Morrisons has launched a foot long sausage roll and it only costs £1

  I hope and pray that one day, when asked how tall I am, I will be able to proudly Continue reading →

Man accused of smuggling deadly king cobras to US inside potato chip cans

  It’s always best to be aware of the local customs and vernacular before visiting another country. For example, while Continue reading →

Squirrel attacks retirement home leaving at least three injured

As a precaution against future incidents, management brought an abrupt end to the once popular peanut butter massages. You know Continue reading →

Sell everything you own, this incredible cottage is on the market

Buyer beware. As any estate agent worth their salt will tell you, properties with gigantic red arrows hanging precariously above Continue reading →