Protected: Kim Kardashian goes FULL FRONTAL in second bid to break the internet

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Woman loses leg after NHS staff accidentally inject it with disinfectant

An interesting side note – NHS janitors where caught washing the floors with penicillin. I don’t want to tell the Continue reading →

Woman sits next to couple breaking up on a plane and live tweets the whole thing

Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind Continue reading →

Topshop are ditching their unrealistic mannequins

Great Idea! Now all we have to do is get every other retailer to do the same; remove all those Continue reading →

Donald Trump’s in hot water yet again

I don’t think he’s President material. For example, his plan to hide all of America’s problems under a massive comb-over. Continue reading →

Just a woman riding a motorbike completely naked (but she does have a helmet on)

That Kate Middleton! I thought her wild days were behind her. Now there’s nothing behind her.

Woman, 82, accused of stealing ‘Sexiest Fantasies”perfume “sure to drive any man wild”

They’re not telling the whole story here. She mistook it for a bottle of stewed prunes.

Is ‘Jihadi John’ dead? Experts suggest Isis executioner was killed in airstrikes

They were big in the 80’s, but things have gone from bad to worse for the Ninja. ‘The Matrix’ cramped Continue reading →