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I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
When he tried to get back into the school the principal bellowed: “You … Shall … Not … Pass!!!”
To my knowledge, automatic writing was first formally introduced as a literary technique by André Breton, founder of surrealism. Apparently, Continue reading
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This is a call to arms. Every year, one person is injured in a Nutella related accident. Government needs to Continue reading
Let’s do a Rorschach test! I see King Kong slipping on the Empire State Building and ended up in a Continue reading
If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading
A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading